srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
This is basically how my dad behaves at all sporting events.
This’ll be me when I have kids.
A photo campaign explores the diverse experience that black students at Harvard have to face.
we should do this at my pretentious boarding school
mitt romney married to a fucking zombie
Is that zane from 1direction
this post ruined my life
A reverse harpy. My god.
Oh god. My sides. Send help.
What in the hell.