50% Punk 30% anxiety ridden mess 20% bad at maths.

i pretty much like tv shows and music.

thedeathscorpion:

sjwstupidity:

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?

New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.

(via thedoctorisconsultingcastiel)

occupymalfoysbed:

Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old

(via deathbybanana)

mutant and

                      p r o u d.

(Source: aniecretsa, via ughfassbender)

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

(Source: bandom-pride, via thedoctorisconsultingcastiel)

radioactivemongoose:

my favorite compliment i’ve gotten at college was from a drunk frat boy who said i had “the body of the girl of his dreams” then paused and held up a hand to stop me from saying anything and continued “…..but the haircut of the boy of my dreams”

i’ve succeeded

(via aliceetaylorr)

vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

(via balaylee)

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